I know that most of you will take one look at this and go “Oh my Gawd, has that woman got no taste?!?!?”
…….. But if money was no object and I had a house that would take such a lamp/s…… I could be sorely tempted!!!!!! 
But, as it is, my bijou and humble Wolverhampton mansion is, for the moment, safe from (in some peoples eyes) such atrocities !!!!!!!